Row Row Row Your Boat….

There was a barber in the village. Almost every month he came around with his tool box.

I can not remember that I got my haircut cut by him or not. Maybe not. Because it cost 0.05 RMB. It was my mom who always cut my hair. It was very easy. She took the scissors and Kacha Kacha for a little while, then it was done. The whole process only needed 5 minutes. I always had the doll face hair style until I went to University.

<doll face hair style>

Of course I was not as cute as the star in the picture. I barely took shower in the winter. Do not ask why. Some time my head was full of lice. So some time my mom used Isotox to kill the lice in my hair.

Since in this world you could not live without money, we want to work hard to get money. But in this world there are some people who also want to get money without working, just by cheating on somebody and getting the money illegally. Sometime, frauds come to visit you and sneak out from your wallet, your bank account with big money without saying hi to you. It is very hard to guard against all kinds of frauds. When I was in China, I was cheated by many people. For example, the real estate gave me information about that the house did not exist, but she charged me a lot of money.

For serious working people, we have to protect for ourselves. Life lock will show how to do that.

when I was in elementary school, I was not so smart all the time. I did not remember how long the teacher taught us to read the watch.

<watch>

Any way I just could not figure it out what time it was. One excuse to explain is that I never saw watch before that time. We had no watch, no any tools to tell the exact time. So you would ask how I knew the time.

When I could not help the family in the field, I was the person who did the cooking for the family. So when to cook lunch? My mom told me to look at the shadow of the house

<Shadow>

when the shadow came to this line, it was the time for me to start cooking.

When I was in Japan, if I felt sick with butt hole, I just directly went to see the doctor who only deals with butt hole. My mean is if there was hemorrhoid, I would not go to see the doctor who only deals with mouth or breast. In Japan, every doctor has their major. Medical and surgical are separated. Almost according to human’s body, every doctor masters different part. Also there are cranial nerve surgery, orthopedic [orthopaedic] surgery, rehabilitation, pediatric [paediatric] service, Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, department of otorhinolaryngology, department of dermatology, department of ophthalmology, department of radiology, department of urology, department of anesthesia, and so on in the hospital.

If you had some surgical problem, for example uterine prolapse , I would recommend you directly to see the doctor who only deals with surgery, like Drs. Miklos & Moore .

This is my ranking of my page.

Google     2

Alexa     13465296

RealRank 2047

Some days ago, the ranking in  Alexa was 3465296. It sounds that, the more I do for payperpost, the biggest number it would change to.

I was wondering why the payperpost do not delete this goofy Alexa ranking.

From such number you also can know how Alexa does not like payperpost, and how much new information can come out in one night, and how competitive it is.

Everybody wants to live in a comfortable house. Almost everyday we are watching home craft in TV now. Also we are getting some good advices from American Home Craft . For me, I like that the rooms of the house can change air everyday. Especially, I want the air in the kitchen to go out soon when I am cooking.

Because if you have beautiful countertop with stinky smell in the kitchen, it is cloying. We want the rooms to be beautiful and comfortable, clean and airy. Not like the apartment we rent, we still did not figure out how to spread the air out of the kitchen except by opening the windows.

I can still remember the geography teacher in our elementary school. It was said that he was a retired bureaucrat. He always wanted to show himself how great he was. Every time the first thing he would do before he actually started the class was drawing a territory map of our great country — China in the front of the class.

<a territory map of our great country — China>

Then he would start his bragging from the place where he wanted. Alway we could not get the topic what he was tried to focus on.

In the mid-term test, he made everybody failed.