Dating with grandma
Yesterday grandma brought me out for shopping. She is over 80 years old, but she drove for me. She is an interesting lady. She likes going out very much. and she makes jokes a lot.
Me: do you need me to take the bag for you?
Grandma: ok, please take that for me, so you can feel you are useful.
In the store,
Grandma: do you like this? (she pointed at a sexual rope panty)
Me: no, thanks.
….
Grandma: did you get anything?
Me:no.
Grandma: why not? it is cheap! cheap!! cheap!!!
…..
Me: I want to go back home.
Grandma: you want to go back home now?! we just came out.
After she treated us with Chinese food,
Grandma: after you become rich, please take me out for lunch.
Me: of course.
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